My Google Search History

If you can get a good idea about a person from their Google search history, then I’m in trouble. Actually, maybe I’m just weird… like my Google search history. My search terms over the last week… my commentary is italicized.

  • difference between moles and voles I’m finding mysterious holes in the mulch and I don’t think they’re from chipmunks…
  • how to kill moles and voles They’re killing my plants, so…
  • can my baby breathe sleeping face down I know he can roll but the video monitor shows him sleeping directly on his mouth… definitely nerve racking for this new Momma.
  • poisonous snakes in connecticut I’ve been seeing so many snakes while gardening, I figured I might as well know which ones to hit with a shovel…
  • how to get the smell of vinegar off** fingers** _I’ve been on a cleaning kick with all natural products and you can’t get much more all natural than straight vinegar. Yet… that ish stinks. Stinks._
  • identifying wild animal poop I’ve been seeing some droppings around the outside of the yard and for Griff’s sake, I just want to rule out coyotes/fisher cats/raccoons.
  • mutant dandelion medusa On the side of the house, we had a craaaaazy weed sprout up. I let it grow and grow and grow until it was literally taller than me. It had leaves that looked like dandelion leaves but they had sharp points all around them and instead of one dandelion head, it looked like the medusa of dandelions… 3+ “blooms” on each stem. I finally ripped it out last night and tossed it as far as I could into the back woods. Good riddance.

​So yeah, that’s my life lately. Moles and snakes and wild animal poop. Good times. Hoping your search history is more rainbows and unicorns.